The absolute worst things in the world.
(Source: anarchymydear)
It’s okay, boss. This was never going to work… if they didn’t have something… to…
—- Phil Coulson, Avengers (2012)
look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
i like the booty
(Source: canadumb)
justasmallbloginabigklainefandom:
- Jesse is the reason she got into NYADA
- Quinn is the reason she won prom queen
And then there’s her boyfriend
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh)
Glee AU | In which Brittany, Santana and Mercedes reform the Troubletones and head to LA to try to make it as a girl group, while Brittany films their journey for an online webseries documenting the struggles they face trying to make it in the industry as women of color, different sizes and/or sexual orientations
(Source: mylittlefaith)
(PALM BEACH POST) — One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.It would be florida man. it would be. And with so many old people it’s the perfect hunting grounds. But hey, at least if it starts there I’ll get to be in the thick of it when I move.
WHOOP. ALWAYS WANTED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
OH SHIT IT’S HAPPENING
A Chris Colfer Medley
A Kurt Hummel/Chris Colfer medley, in celebration of his 22nd birthday!
(If you feel like being amazing, why don’t you send him a tweet showing it to him? It would literally mean the WORLD to me if there was a chance of him hearing this!)
Thank you to Sarah for her beautiful mind.
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